More things I didn't buy, including dolls, wigs and rebel flags

I didn't buy this doll because I only like weird dolls, preferably weird wooden dolls.

I didn't buy this wig because wigs are on my no-buy list, along with previously-owned undergarments and any hand-held gadget that vibrates.

I didn't buy these flags. I've got plenty of Old Glories to bring out for display on the appropriate holidays. As for the other, I don't think I have to explain.